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The head of the GalacticConfederation (76 planets aroundlarger stars visible from here)(founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)solved overpopulation (250 billionor so per planet) -- 178 billionaverage) by mass implanting.He caused people to be brought toTeegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bombon the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)and then the Pacific area oneswere taken in boxes to Hawaiiand the Atlantic Area ones toLas Palmas and there "packaged."His name was Xenu. He usedrenegades. Various misleadingdata by means of circuits etc.were placed in the implants.When through with his crime Loyal Officers(to the people) captured himafter 6 years of battleand put him in an electronicmountain trap where he stillis. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.)has since been a desert.

What is above is the first page of what is supposedly the most important document in the world. At least according to Scientologists. The going rate for reaching the level of idiocy in the church to be able to view this document (and the 20 other pages that follow it) is close to $300,000. It is said in their doctrine that simply by viewing this page, you might not be able to handle it and could possibly die. If anyone does happen to have their head explode because the knowledge contained within these chicken scratchings was just too much for their feeble mind, I take full responsibility.

Anyone with a half a braincell knows that Scientologists are a bunch f cooks.

Here is why I am starting this rant. I work in Woking. There is a mall near by. I went in to the mall to get something for my soon to be father-in-law. In the middle of the walkway to the mail shop area there were 2 tables with, what appeared to be, heart monitors. There were also cleanly shaved white people there in short sleeved shirts trying to peddle Scientology to morons who happened to stray into their paths. They were like hunters looking for the prey.

I made a point in staying on the side of one of the stores and watching their tactics for reeling in the morons. They approach women, older people and weak. They do not approach bisinessmen, young people or people who look reasonable. So approached them. I passed near their layer and, of course, they made no move towards me. The second time I made a move towards them. I asked them what it is all about.

And here began the funniest thing that I have ever experiences in a long time.

After listening to their rant about Tethens (or Hivens or any other spelling it is this week). Then I asked a simple question - how do you explain L. Ron Hubbard's conviction of conning the 'church' out of $200,000? I have never seen anyone try to get out of answering a question like that person did. Then he sent me on his way because I was 'too distraut to be helped'. I guess Scientology only cares for mildly helpless.

Here is the thing - as its core tenet, Scientology teaches that all the bad things in the world come from negative life experiences. For example, if you were bitten by a dog as a child, without realizing it you might develop an irrational fear of dogs (preventing negative life experiences is why they insist their babies be born in complete silence). Using special auditing techniques and e-meter technology, both of which Scientology claims L. Ron Hubbard created, they believe they are able to remove these bad thoughts from your body.

In actuality though, both auditing and the e-meter existed before L. Ron Hubbard created them. Auditing was an early type of psychoanalysis experimented with in the early part of the last century. It was soon discarded when the experts of the time came to the conclusion it had no real lasting therapeutic value. The e-meter is based on the same technology as a primitive lie detector.

At first they introduce you to courseware and studies using bland subjects such as tapes on how to have a happy marriage, and how to control your eating habits. Where things get really weird is when they teach you to hate psychology and require you to pay money, lots of it, for the courses and auditing sessions. These materials and sessions are required to progress up the Scientology ladder.

As you progress up the ladder, the church begins to reveal more information about itself to you. They contend it can’t be revealed to you all up front, because the information is so powerful, that if you were to hear about it with an unprepared mind it would kill you (it's that powerful). What they begin to reveal is that all the negative energy trapped inside you are actually those pesky aliens.

If at some point you cannot continue to pay for the courseware and the auditing sessions, you will be offered a Billion year contract to serve the church for free in lieu of the fees. You see, the church begins to teach their followers that by following the courseware they will eventually become immortal, and a billion years is pittance in comparison to forever.

Eventually the courses teach you that once you reach the state of "clear" all thetans will have been purged from your body. After "clear" you progress to an OT (operating thetan). As an OT you will begin to develop supernatural powers (John Travolta is a high level OT).

To protect all of this information, the church uses its vast sums of money to litigate into oblivion those that speak out against the church. They have an entire dictionary of terms and plays to use against people. For example, if you were in the church and knew someone critical of it they would label you a PTS, or potential trouble source. The outside person would be called a suppressive person. As a PTS you are required to get rid of the suppressive person. This leads to the Scientology policy of disconnection.

Another trick Scientology uses is spying, threatening, and record keeping. See, the contents of your auditing sessions are kept by the church. They have all your deep dark secrets, and if you ever leave and are perceived as a danger in any way, they won't hesitate to threaten you with this information. Watch the scary video of scientology doing its spying.

Scientology is dangerous cult. They have ruined lives and killed people. If your are interested in learning more the many true life stories of people hurt by the cult, search the Internet. Just don't join their cult.

Oh and By the way -

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/